I used this site to compile a top 500+ using pairwise preferences.

So these are my top films ACCORDING TO SCIENCE.

After literal hours spent doing this compensated by my employer (thank you), the list looks good but with a few oddities.

Why 500+? I ranked feature films and short films. I included as many films as necessary until I reached 500 feature films. This happens to be 500 feature films with 52 short films scattered between. If you apply a filter to remove short films, you're left with my top 500 feature films.

Also included are miniseries, documentaries, and comedy/music shows.

I will not update this list regularly, but I will create a new one once a year or so.