Baylor Thornton

Baylor Thornton

Favorite films

  • The Batman
  • Fiddler on the Roof
  • Phantom of the Paradise
  • The Rocky Horror Picture Show

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  • Disclosure Day

    ★★★★

  • Scary Movie

    ★★½

  • Jumanji

    ★★★

  • Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu

    ★★½

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Disclosure Day
★★★★ Liked Watched

Spellbinding. Possibly my favorite Spielberg since AI. In a summer full of rehashed slop, it’s a relief seeing the master flex every muscle he’s got.

Scary Movie
★★½ Liked Watched

Alright, sure. About 50% of this is funny, and that’s a number I can live with.

It feels like they shot a lot of scenes, and didn’t know what order they should go. The Jermaine Jackson bit should’ve been cut entirely, for example. But through law of averages there’s enough that works- the Kim Wayans scenes are gold.

Overall I’m glad the Wayans got the last word and not David Zucker. His solo movies just aren’t good!

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South Park: Post COVID: The Return of COVID
★★ Watched

I can’t say these specials have done anything for me. It’s certainly not a disaster like Season 20 was, but still not very good. More and more I find myself wishing it all ended with Stick of Truth, as that was the best possible final bow for the series.

Remember back when South Park would have new jokes and tackle a new subject every week? That hasn’t been the case for a long while. One, they’re still doing the godawful…