hell hath no fury like a woman bored.

My mom: I wonder why they don't want her going outside at all?
*cuts to the 4th sex scene in ten minutes*
Mom: Maybe that's why.

the milk of human kindness has most definitely gone sour.

can't remember the last time i saw anything that offered such a nuanced, slippery portrait of moral decline [insert joke about the GOP here].

highly recommended for fans of ladies, macbeth, the handmaiden, and / or murder on the moors.

Shakespeare, can you pick me up? I'm scared...

perhaps she girlbossed a bit too close to the sun

the lengths that white women will go to just so they can fuck a 19th century version of seth rogen

I'm making a list called "performances that are better than most of the 2018 Oscar nominations" and Florence Pugh is already on it.

lmao florence murdered 3 people for some dick hahahaha

florence pugh: what the fuck is fidelity bitch i will kill you

first half i was like “being horny & drinking all the wine while being ordered to stay inside? this is hitting a little too close to home” and then second half i was like “jk maybe not”

if you were still rooting for katherine during the last 15 minutes you’re legally obliged to tell me so i can file for a restraining order

The foundations of any good relationship are trust, communication, and triple homicide.