alma: crunch
me: why would you say something so controversial yet so brave

I’m sorry but if I’m on a first date with a man and he tells me that his dead mother’s hair has been sewn into the lining of the blazer he is currently wearing I would just get up and leave.

are you a special agent sent here to ruin my evening and possibly my entire life? who are you? do you have a gun? you here to kill me? do you have a gun? where's your gun?

need me a freak who understands the sanctity of breakfast like reynolds woodcock

absolutely unmatched lighting, absolutely unmatched score. jonny greenwood the motherfucking king. cannot believe how delicate and pleasant this movie feels for what it is. it’s like the great british bake off but for assholes. i love it. i’m also so lonely right now that at the asparagus dinner fight i found myself thinking “god i would kill to be in a weird and bitter fight with a girlfriend right now” which is healthy!

Best bread buttering sound design of all time.

reynolds: *gets down on one knee*

alma: omg, its finally happening

reynolds: *falls over*

alma: the poison is kicking in

phantom thread posits an impressively fresh take on the older, eccentric male genius with a younger female muse trope, but that’s to be expected from THE paul thomas anderson. 
it’s a slow-burning fuse with a quietly explosive ending sequence. it’s the kinkiest film to not actually feature any sex scenes. it’s fifty shades of grey for the arthouse crowd... in a good way.

After Phantom Thread ended, two older women walk out of the theater, laugh, and say, “You do what you have to do to make your relationship work. It was perfect.”

In other words, it’ll be hard for any film this year to beat this. Paul Thomas Anderson is in love with filmmaking and its so obvious in the way Phantom Thread is presented. Hilarious, tantalizing, enchanting, and beautiful. Vicky Krieps steals the show.

my man should’ve just ate his asparagus and shut the fuck up

me: say daniel, ur lookin pretty chic today-

ddl: chic? CHIC ????!! oh don’t you start using that filthy little word. CHIC?! who ever invented that ought to be spanked in public i dont - i dont even know what that word means what is that word?? fucking CHIC?!!! iT sHoULd bE hUnG DraWn and QuArtEreD FUckiNg CHIC DONT U USE THAT FUCKING WORD HOW DARE U MUTHERFUCKINF CHIC