"What the fuck is the snake pit?"
βwho knew a big guy could move so effortlessly
βJoey reminded me of Ken Lo from Drunken Master 2 with his insane kick style
I was booked and ready to go see Disclosure Day, and then out of nowhere, The Furious spawned into my theater. I refunded my ticket with quickness so I could go see this shit β and it did not disappoint.
Yo... the 2v2v1 fight, and the 1v1v1 fight, wereβ¦
"Tell me why isn't it working!"
β'cause you ugly as fuck, that's why
You know what Julie, that was a dope ass story for a first date and your tight-ass just had to ruin it.
But with all jokes aside, Masters of the Universe was a surprisingly good time. The real villain of this movie was the noticeable green screen that annoyed the shit out of me every time it popped up. Don't get me wrong, the movie remained hilariousβ¦
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"I'm fuckin' Candace Owens white!"
βfuck you Brenda. I liked Ballerina π€£
Yo, there were so many hilarious scenes that had me in a coma, but the ones that stood out the most was the Shorty stream with Kai Cenat, the KPop Demon Hunters animated scene, Brenda roasting the hell out of the Ballerina movie and Drake, Shorty teaching his nephew how to eat pussy while rolling a blunt, Ray and Shorty killing Shaq over Kazaam, and Gail on theβ¦
The guy that walked out had the right mindset.
There is only so much you can take while watching dogshit on-screen for 87mins straight. I recommend you skip this Chum Bucket in theaters and streaming. You don't wanna be covered in this type of stench β trust me.
"I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"
Ain't that the damn truth
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If you didnt get chills, go silent, or have goosebumps when Caesar spoke for the first time and said, "NO!"...
then something is seriously wrong with yah.
