this is just how horse girls are

gotta say this live action adaptation of the barbie horse adventures video games got seriously intense

This felt like the type of movie yorgos lanthimos would make if he was a human being

the intellectual side of my brain: lily and amanda are the perfect depiction of what happens when rich people are surrounded by so much privilege that they lose any and all empathy for other people and only care about their own petty issues, and are ultimately a slightly exaggerated although definitely necessary analysis of when laziness and entitlement turn to apathy

the correct side of my brain: lily and amanda are lesbians

If someone asked me to spell the name of this movie correctly I would kill myself

Trust No Horse Girl

Who would've thought that a six-minute long take of Olivia Cooke literally sleeping would be one of the most electrifying and nail-biting cinematic experiences of the year?

are they... you know?

Anya Taylor-Joy: The queen of being in movies that are shot really well and have a lot of potential but come out underwhelming.  I don’t exactly know what it is that I didn’t like about this but there was something I didn’t like. Every technical aspect was phenomenal. Great cinematography, great editing, great sound design, etc. And also some pretty great performances. But wow just imagine Yorgos Lanthimos getting his hands on this lmfao. In fact this is an open letter to Yorgos to PLEASE BUT ANYA IN YOUR NEXT MOVIE, THANKS.

anya taylor-joy can have a little murder, just as a treat

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*EXTREME BASS GUITAR*

that is all.

all horse girls should be put in jail as a preventive measure