the two mermaids: hissing and singing and chewing on human body parts
me with my camera out: you're doing amazing sweeties

WAP

a gorgeously shot Polish goth musical about homicidal teen mermaids hired to sing at a nightclub. obviously essential.

fun fact: i watched this on ambien and spent most of the following day thinking that it was a dream i had. only after someone mentioned that they were going to a press screening of "the mermaid movie" did it click for me like at the end of The Usual Suspects. (i watched it again)

mermaids: *eat men*
me: there is no way this could be more specifically tailored to my tastes if it tried
mermaids: *start to sing*
me: oh my god

Eh, no big deal, just your run-of-the-mill adults-only Polish mermaid sex musical.

not the revival of h2O that i was expecting

not enough men died

feel like when someone says "80s stylized polish bisexual mermaid horror musical" you probably know how you're going to feel about it

if eating men bad why these mermaids look sexy

Why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on the top and the lady part on the bottom?

it's weird that so many people called this goth, it came off as bright disco/pop/eurotrash horror, do i not understand what goth is? is it different now? this is too pretty and turquoise to be goth? just because a mermaid eats people doesn't make the whole thing goth? right? anyway aside from a chunk in the middle that i did not care for at all i liked this a lot, the polish song lyrics are beautiful but translate to simplistic and not very poetic english and that weirdly kept me from feeling like this had some way complicated metaphors underneath the obvious ones that i was missing. there's...a lot going on but it's basically about how men are dumb and want to have sex with sexy fish but are too uptight to admit it to themselves so they take out their internal disgust on the sexy fish. just go for it bro!