Here for Blood
★★★½

Watched 27 Oct 2025

"I'm starting to think these aren't sex perverts..."

Oooooh this was so dumb in the best way possible. The budget is obviously pretty low, but I can tell everyone involved had fun making this.

It feels like someone took the Evil Dead 2 style of film and infused it with wrestling, and that either sounds great to you or terrible, for me I found it pretty fun. Half the cast are insanely jacked, just huge dudes, especially the evil cult, who all look like cheesy wrestling Heels turned slasher villains and its so dumb it just works.

Most of the acting isn't amazing, but Shawn Roberts, probably most well known for playing Albert Wesker in the RE movies (although he's about 100 pounds of pure muscle bigger), is the stand out. He's clearly giving it his all and plays the meat head with a heart of gold role pretty well. I enjoy the fact that no matter how crazy things get, he's pretty much always got a beer in hand.

If you can see past some of the usual issues that come with films of this budget, I think there's a pretty fun time to be had here.

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