You would think that a horror movie about a sex cult would be at least a little bit interesting.

But the only sex was the ridiculous "Shepherd" dude sticking his two fingers down the throats of his "Wives". And the only horror was waiting around forever for him to do so.

This movie was boring as fuck.

It offered nothing we hadn't seen before in so many other "cult" films that are out there. Just bland, boring bullshit. Well... at least the scenery looked good and it was all pretty well-shot. But other than that... this one is a complete *yawner* and a pain to sit through.

I think the VERY LAST LINE IN THE MOVIE sums it all up perfectly and made me laugh out loud. It's listed down below, so as not to be too much of a spoiler.

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"Well... this is fucked."

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Hoop #27 of CINEMONSTER's The Twelfth of Hooptober: Diary of a Madman

My Wild List and all my silly Reviews can be found here: Slappy McGee's Hoop-Tober 12.0 List.

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