This is the hardest I've laughed in a long time

imagine making a film so terrible that even Willem Dafoe couldn't save it

"this whole movie should not be existed" - my friend while watching this

I want to write the name of this movie in the Death Note.

The writers of this are fucking cowards
for leaving out the gay subtext between Light and L

‪it is INCOMPREHENSIBLE to me that this movie ends with a BLOOPER/BEHIND THE SCENES REEL‬

me watching poor lakeith stanfield in this: GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT

Exploitation for Tumblr teens. Wingard directs with no sense of characterization or form, only a vague interest in stylizing the source material's goofy fantasy vs. brutal violence—oddly none of its cat-and-mouse thriller tendencies though? Comes alive briefly during the glimpses of Final Destination splatter carnage but there's not nearly enough of it to justify the bizarre, sympathetic, in-over-his-head martyr story it tries to milk out of edgy angst power fantasy bullshit. Couldn't help but get the feeling this desperately wants Donnie Darko status but unfortunately for all involved it's much closer in resemblance to a CW drama.

After watching this I honestly just wish someone would write my name in that fucking notebook.

ay gurl wanna see my death note

But why does the creature Willem Dafoe voices look like what you'd get if The Green Goblin fucked a porcupine?