Ever wondered what it would look like if SPIRIT HALLOWEEN remade the movie "PREDATOR"?!?

Well... look no further.

(...full disclosure... I wrote this opening phrase down while watching this DVD, and was very pleased with myself. After the movie, I went to Letterboxd and was CRUSHED that about a thousand users had already thought of that. Motherfuck it!)

This is a terrible, terrible movie... that I thoroughly enjoyed.

Nobody is invested.
Especially not co-headliners Michael Rooker and Casper Van Dien. My dudes are checked the fuck out.

...and don't let the poster fool ya. Ain't nothing that gnarly in here...

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Hoop #09 of CINEMONSTER's The Twelfth of Hooptober: Diary of a Madman

My Wild List and all my silly Reviews can be found here: Slappy McGee's Hoop-Tober 12.0 List.

...also considered...

Film #51 of my 2025 - Clearing Out My DVD Case Initiative.

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