Okay, it's shitty movie with a FIVE-STAR ENTERTAINMENT VALUE. But, awful acting, writing, editing, music/sound, and effects.

But I'd like to watch more.

First off:
It's not a "Deep Sea Python".
The opening sea where a tiny crew is diving for ancient eggs amid a raging storm involves the Deep Sea Python. But then it moves to an island and the title disappears.

Secondly:
They call one character "FAT BOY" the entire time. And most of the time, it's a term of endearment. We "like" this character. Those Chinese just hit different, my buddy.

Thirdstically:
The python is green and slick looking. That poster gave me "Game of Thrones" delusions. Motherfuckers. Ain't no blue dragons with horns up in this bitch.

Fourthagist:
They pee on people that are stuck in "constricting vines" with their "Deep Pee Pythons". Name change lawsuit upcoming.

Fifthers and Lasting:
I'm about to watch a movie in the same DVD set called "Deep Sea Mutant Snake". How the fuck am I gonna keep these separated in my brain?

Goddamn it.

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Hoop #06 of CINEMONSTER's The Twelfth of Hooptober: Diary of a Madman

My Wild List and all my silly Reviews can be found here: Slappy McGee's Hoop-Tober 12.0 List.

...also considered...

Film #48 of my 2025 - Clearing Out My DVD Case Initiative.

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