I'm gonna come clean: spiders freak me the fuck out.
They really do.
Fuck them.

Sooooo... usually in these old monster movies, I am rooting heavily for the monster to kill some old 50's whitebread fools.

But in this one, I was rooting hard for this town to bust a cap in that freaky giant arachnid's ass. They needed to get them a big ass can of Raid or some shit.

And the FUCKING HUMAN-LIKE SCREAMS that this spider makes is a definite "Aw, hell nah!" from me. That was straight up nightmare fuel.

I wanted them to fuck that spider up.
FUCK IT UP!!!

Great... now I'm gonna itch all night.
Fuck me.

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Hoop #54 (Bonus Kill #04) of CINEMONSTER's The Twelfth of Hooptober: Diary of a Madman

My Wild List and all my silly Reviews can be found here: Slappy McGee's Hoop-Tober 12.0 List.

...also considered...

Frightful Flick #134 in my ongoing Joe Bob Briggs: The Last Drive-In Movies List ... as seen on Shudder.

...also considered...

Fright #10 of my Year-Long attempt in Shuddering my way through 2025.

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