If this movie were a person, I would marry it.
Because I can fix you.

I can.
I can do it.
I love you, and I care.

Yes, others might say you are the worst movie ever made.
They might ridicule your toy boat destruction scenes.
Your bad furry monkey suits.
The terrible water explosions that were probably shot in a bathtub.

Let them scoff. Let them laugh.

Come here.
I'll dry your tears.
I'll hold you till you wake.

Shhhhhhh...

I love you, you South Korean King Kong Ripoff.
You'll always be my little fake monkey.

......shhhhhhhh.... go to sleep now... shhhhhhhhh...

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Hoop #51 (Bonus Kill #01) of CINEMONSTER's The Twelfth of Hooptober: Diary of a Madman

My Wild List and all my silly Reviews can be found here: Slappy McGee's Hoop-Tober 12.0 List.

...also considered...

Creature Feature Flick #32 in my ongoing exploration of various cheesy horror movies on YouTube's "Creature Features" Channel. Tracking these viewings on my Creature Features List.

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