Jacob Farts

Jacob Farts

I pretend to be an auteur but in my heart I'm a basic bitch.

Favorite films

  • Paris Is Burning
  • Parasite
  • Perfect Blue
  • Inside Out

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  • Backrooms

    ★★★★

  • Project Hail Mary

    ★★★★

  • My Cousin Vinny

  • Kneecap

    ★★★★

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Backrooms
★★★★ Liked Watched

There was I guy sitting a couple seats away from me in the theater who was loudly snoring the entire movie, like literally he was snoring before the previews even started, before we arrived. I vividly remember laughing with my friend when heard him snoring at the end of very high energy chase scenes in the middle of the movie. When the lights came on he was already gone.

I hope he has something to make a map with.

Project Hail Mary
★★★★ Liked Watched

This would probably be way better without your Republican gov teacher that thinks all her students are stupid loudly explaining what's happening on screen every single scene.

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Kill Bill: Vol. 1
★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

QUINTEN TARANTINO TRY NOT TO MAKE THE MOST AWESOME MOVIE FUCKING EVER CHALLENGE (IMPOSSIBLE)

All About Lily Chou-Chou
★★★★★ Liked Watched

I have no idea how to feel about this film. I'll need to watch it again but right now I'm just cooked. This cooked me man. Being a teenager is the worst