Dark Angel: The Ascent
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Watched 04 Sep 2025

“That’s quite an interesting name.”
“Is that what you came here to tell me?”

As much as I hate early 90’s moderate budget horror, there is something alluring with this one. I mean look at her.

It’s like Buffy meets Hercules/Xena. A movie that feels like it should launch a series. Doesn’t take itself seriously but doesn’t ham it up either. Absolutely the elevator pitch. It does so little but she does so much.

For a movie that is dripping with sex appeal it has one of the dullest sex scenes ever. All I could think about was setting up all the fucking candles. At least she gets to bring back her wings and little horn nubs.

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