Feel like now that the movie is out, we’ve taken for granted how bizarre it was knowing this was being made at a studio level before we got any promo material. I recall many a sleepless night, tossing and turning, thinking to myself “What do you MEAN they’re making a Backrooms movie and Chiwetel Ejiofor is IN it?” But alas, we’re here, the movie is out, and it’s ok! It’s alright! It’s got cool shit. The most annoying thing is that…

Depressing corporate slop. Saying this is like watching paint dry would be an insult to drying paint. The Problem With Modern Star Wars is that they stopped letting Star Wars and (crucially) film fans make them, now they only let Star Wars fans make them. D*ve F*loni, you know who you are. Mando & Baby Yoda boasts the worst design work in the entire film franchise, completely devoid of any imagination, texture or creativity. Whether it be creature, set, lighting or…

I remember Felina. I remember exactly where I was, I remember exactly how I felt, I remember basically every knee-jerk emotional reaction I had to each story beat of that final episode. I don’t watch a lot of television, I wish I did. But the amount of shows that I want to watch is a little overwhelming. But sometimes a show comes around that dominates the pop culture zeitgeist it inhabits that seemingly everyone drops what they’re doing to watch…