"I've never seen a cow."

Now that's some good ass writing! Horny dumb dumbs go to fix up a house where alcoholic Stephen Baldwin was hiding from aliens or whatever by putting iron everywhere and making an electric fence only for them to realize he wasn't crazy and the crop circles are from aliens and then the scariest part was that they were going to list that property with all that land for only $66,500! That shook me.

like signs but with stephen baldwin and billy zane in bit parts.

unlike signs it isn't good.

also, the aliens are next level bad cgi. they are like something from one of those horrible cgi animated children cartoons.

i believe

É um filme bem anos 2000, tem seus erros mas é bem divertido, da pra se entreter com ele numa boa. O instrumental do filme tbm é legalzinho.

A cena inicial do filme é bem dirigida e consegue prender sua atenção. A qualidade dos efeitos especiais a gente ignora.

Um dos grandes erros desse filme é o seu protagonista totalmente sem sal, eu iria gosta mil vezes mais se ou o Stephen ou a Macy ou a Katrina fossem protagonistas do filme.

Todos os personagens são bem rasos, mas você ainda consegue se divertir e simpatizar com alguns deles. Na real não sei por que colocaram esse tanto de adolescentes, ia fazer mais sentindo uma família ,massss não, empurraram no filme um bando de adolescentes bem sexta-feira 13.

O xerife Bill não agrega em nada na história desse filme, na real nem sei por que o Billy Zane aceitou participa desse filme.

only worth it for zane as backwards ballcap wearing sherrif, otherwise signs

My rating of this movie might not seem like much, but I had expected a lot worse, especially with Stephen Baldwin's crazy introduction to the movie. However, this is not a comedy, and it's not about crazy cousin Joe either.

It's not even about Billy Zane who gives a supporting performance as the local sheriff. No, this is a movie about five youths who follow their friend home, to fix up his cousin's farm and sell it. However, when they arrive, strange things start to happen. Maybe cousin Joe wasn't such a nutcase afterall...

Beware, the special effects of SILENT WARNINGS are not stellar. Luckily, they learned a lot from Spielberg in Jaws.

Stephen Baldwin acts for his life before the opening credits start up.

"It's just Signs with Billy Zane."

Actually, it's more like I Know What You Did Last Harvest, but Chris McIntire's low budget riff on Shyamalan (made for UFO) is a taut little eye-roller.

"How long do you think it would take someone to do this?"
how about you guys try and make a crop circle rn. See how long it takes you. right now. go

"It had different shapes and a, a weird body. It was like a person!"
Yeah that's how I'd also describe a person. but then again if you saw the CGI of these aliens you'd also probably describe them this way.

This movie incorporated an equinox and tarot reading by someone who didn't know how to interpret the death card and claimed they 'cut the deck wrong'. WORST. DEATH CARD DOESNT NECESSARILY MEAN DEATH Y'ALL. GODDDD Have I made a list for that yet??? Because if not, I need one!!!

Alright I didn't have one, I checked, but I do now!!:

Reading Tarot WRONG!

Not for me

The 2 known names in the cast play just supporting characters. Stephen Baldwin is the crazy cousin Joe who dies early on and Billy Zane is the town sheriff.

3 guys and 3 girls go to Uncle Joe's farm after his death and mysterious circles show up in the cornfield. Silent Warnings was released one year after Shyamalan's Signs and is a direct to video production, so don't expect too much of this movie