we watch them so you don't have to: lowest rated quest

(lowest rated quest watchlist - ranked)

some classic, iconic quotes. please enjoy the following material:

- "incest, a game the whole family can play" - thirsty or whatever his name was
- "thomas, i love you more than oxygen. please come rescue me from these fools!" - the little sister
- "i know something in this kitchen will get us high.. vanilla extract!" - the one guy
- "i'm not here to save you, i'm the main character of my own life!" - kat dennings, aka one of the prettiest girls to ever exist
- "come watch tv with me.. come watch the tube!" - the mom

and please, lest we forget my favorite interaction:
- [thirsty or whatever his name was] "wow, you really love unicorns, huh?"
- [jenny.. i think?] "yes i LOVE unicorns!"
- [thirsty] "... cool"

lol but in all seriousness, i actually really enjoyed this movie and i had a lot of fun watching. watched it with my best friend, so maybe that heightened the enjoyment factor, idk. kat dennings though.. amiright?