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september scavenger hunt (#54) // (12/30)

task 22 - watch a movie where someone gets kicked out of high school

"i imagine god having an ass like that.. did that sound gay?" - kid with greasy hair
"at least as blips we were invisible; if you break your dick in front of the whole school, people remember that" - main character guy
"yes indeedy, feed the needy" - crazy prison guy
"well slow down funky white boi" - zooey deschanel with a very unflattering hair color 
"hey, chump change, get down" - stereotypical hot jock
"is it the crank? are you ridin the white pony son?" - dad who never changes clothing the whole movie
"it occurs to me to tell you that denial is not just a river in egypt!" - weirdo therapist lady
(main character said: "did we give up when pearl harbor was bombed?!") ... "i thought that movie made money" - random football kid
"they're scouting me for the asshole olympics, i'm carrying the torch" - main character guy who i would really like to punch in the face

if these examples of some of the poorest dialogue choices in cinematic history don't show you how bad this was, let me also say that the acting was terriblé, they managed to make zooey deschanel unattractive (yeah, i know, i didn't think it was possible either), the main actor over-acted to the point of me wanting to stick a screwdriver in my eye, and also he looked 35 when he was supposed to be playing a high schooler, so that was cringe-worthy. i wanted something easy because i have a migraine, but this was a bad choice on my part. this movie is so bad i want to cry. it might be the worst movie i've ever seen. the only sliver of good was tony hawk's cameo, which this movie Did Not Deserve.