kinda obsessed with him being a totally different size every scene

Things I would rather do instead of watching this again:
- Sink into a bathtub of diarrhea 
- Carve my eyeballs out with a spoon
- Lay bare ass on a bed of legos 
- Eat a large ziploc bag of dirt & glass
- Read an Oxford Dictionary front to back while Nickelback’s Rockstar plays on an endless loop

she cream on my boat til I willie

This payed the utmost respect to the source material, there was a steam boat and also a massive severed Willy.

Just a few of my favourite lines 

“Who you calling asshole dick nose?”

“I am the captain now”

“Say cheese motherfucker!”

“Don’t throw your life away for this Staten Island ferry!”

“Hey steamboat fuckface!”

I got what I expected, some of the most boring human characters I’ve seen and a little feral mouse waddling and shitting on a ferry.

My rating is just for the goofiness and gore. The kills in this are alright, although none of them are really original, other than a kill including a dick, which I tip my hat to.

That d*ck was half the size of that mouse

David Howard Thornton innocent

this is just regular new york city rat behavior

exactly what you’d expect.. cartoonish, unserious & ridiculous but hey david was having fun! the girls dressed as/ referencing disney princesses was the cherry on top to the ridiculousness 

tyler posey what are you doing here

This movie knows exactly what it is, and I liked it for that! It’s over the top and ridiculous, but the kills and practical effects are great. David Howard Thornton’s Mr. Bean like mannerisms make the absurd scenes even better.

It could’ve been shorter since the pacing drags at times, but I still had more fun than I expected. The score stands out, and I laughed throughout.

Some people are taking this way too seriously, but if you just go with it, you’ll have a great time. It’s not meant to be taken seriously, and that’s what makes it fun!

he’s just a tiny little mouse looking for friends to play with

walt disney is turning in his grave right now 💀

102 minutes I’m never getting back