This honestly felt like the story was written by AI and the dialogue was written by former porn industry workers.

The scenery is lush and the cinematography is nice - but every time someone opens their mouth it shatters the illusion.

Also features a wealth of some of the worst fight choreography you've seen. Sure there might be some brutal imagery but it's hard to take any of the alleged horror seriously in the build-up.

And that ENDING! Making people crawl on the floor to give the impression they're climbing a sheer cliff. I could not control my laughter.

a more boring version of the green inferno, which isn't even that good to begin with

Who would think of camping in the middle of a forest where there are cannibals, I wouldn't even think of it.
The story is interesting and from the beginning they give us slasher scenes, although it looked very fake, the part of the head soup was impressive, there are also other bloody scenes that I liked, because they were more real I will not say which ones not to spoil, the end was meh, the man fought too much to have that ending.
This movie is a bit similar to Green inferno, I still liked it.♡

Men would rather a die slow, painful death than go to therapy

Chat GPT version of green inferno but extremely boring and still racist

5.4 out of 10

“The people you don’t wanna know, okay?”

A very lack lustered version of Green Inferno, but no where near as effective. Had potential though, half way there. Semi decent survival horror film. 

Streamed off Amazon Prime
Wife’s Rating- 4.5 out of 10
Cheers Up Cinema

Unappetizing.

First half was an insufferable soap opera with annoying characters, the second half was OK.
So overall no recommendation from me.

Please ignore, I went on a date and had no choice 

River of Blood is one of the dumbest movies I've seen in a very long time. Racist to the core, technically bad in every aspect and utterly predictable.

The four protagonists are so horribly annoying that I was rooting for their violent death which, sadly, didn't happen. It's thoroughly pathetic how the laughably bad script tries to contrast their first world problems with their battle for survival.

Eli Roth The Green Inferno is a masterpiece in comparison to this piece of cinematic crap. I watched this movie so you don't have to. Even if you're prone to checking out every new cannibal movie out there - do yourself a favor and skip River of Blood.

Da kriege ich also von der Presseagentur River of Blood zugeschickt; ein Kannibalenfilm in guter alter Tradition von Cannibal Holocaust soll das hier sein. Ich freue mich. Aber dann mach ich das Päckchen auf: Eine DVD ist es. Keine Blu-ray – eine DVD. Und auf der Verpackung: FSK 16. Ich ahne Schlimmes.

Und das kriege ich dann auch. Kannibalen-Exploitation ohne Exploitation: Keine nackte Haut, keine Gewalt – und wenn doch, dann nur ein bisschen, nie explizit und das spritzende Blut ist nur ein CGI-Effekt. Ein Lacher ist der abgehackte Kopf im Kochtopf – bis man genau hinschaut und sieht: Kommt auch wieder nur aus dem Computer. Gähn.

Leider ziemlich überflüssig, das Ganze. Wer auf dieses ganz spezielle Sub-Genre des Horrorfilms steht, der will es derbe, explizit und räudig. River of Blood ist nichts davon – ein Horrorfilmchen von und für Leute, die sich nun gar nichts mehr trauen.