I would watch a seven minute black and white film about the spotlight operator training for this. Running up and down their stairs in a sweat soaked gray sweatshirt, pounding down shots of raw eggs, training on practice spotlights at the gym.

Unbelievable from a linguistic precision standpoint as well as the physical exertion required to pull this whole thing off. Watching this is like reading a funny, raunchy dissertation written by a mad genius. And that’s not to take anything away from the actual joke-writing and storytelling of this, because that’s all there too.

A breathless (not toothless), brazen, bizarre and brilliant piece.

This is actually a 3 hour special she just delivers it in an hour and a half

“I too hear the jingle of the bells upon my hat”

i remain enchanted and exhausted by the breakneck speed and rigorous precision with which jacqueline’s brain moves. one of our most brilliant and dizzying minds! adhd icon! love her

“I say “like” as a courtesy to men like you because you couldn’t handle me precise. and I know you’re real proud of your son for fucking me, but I’m fucking him, that’s the way that’s going down. he is not entering me, I’m closing down around him. he doesn’t penetrate me, I eat him. I chew him up and I spit him out diminished and he loves every goddamn second of it.” 

she really didn’t have to tell us at the beginning that she used to be a poet. some things you just know on instinct alone.

this should be taught in schools

the hour and a half simone biles floor routine of comedy specials

“You couldn’t handle me precise” is something I live by.

untamable intellect

I saw this live in New York with my two best friends and Kate Berlant was in the audience that night supporting her best friend and it all just felt like church.

I would say someone needs to get this gal a wireless mic, but perhaps the wire of the mic is the teeth of the blowjob.

that poor spotlight operator 😭