tromp tromp tromp

*the most insane gory shit you ever saw*

tromp tromp tromp

homies step counter is easily hitting 10k every day

She definitely got stretched out more

Surpassed only by playing Jason on the Friday the 13th multiplayer video game 

Interesting concept but does nothing with it

Perspective can only go so far with nothing to convey. visually empty and shaky performances

Really wanted to like this one

powerful anti-yoga film

I could heavily relate to this movie because I, too, love going for long walks through the woods. And other stuff.

Reinventing the slasher genre is a nearly impossible task and while I won’t declare In a Violent Nature does this, it gets pretty damn close. A movie that reverse engineers the jump scare and forces you to sit with the dread of the inevitable. A conversation is heard in the distance and we are forced to follow every step of Johnny’s hunt and it is endlessly harrowing. 

Its pacing will be why people look away and pull their phone out, but I beg that you don’t. It’s as close as to watching a wild animal hunt its prey as a film can get— and like the bear that catches its prey, the results are relentlessly gruesome. Some of the most twisted kills I have ever seen, whoever thought of it, please seek therapy (and keep making more movies).

I was vibing so hard with this…until I wasn’t. It’s a cool premise with laudable homage and enough juice to make me excited for the director’s next feature but I’m disappointed as well. The sound design is the real hero here. 

The acting is mostly subpar, the kills are gnarly but aimless and the central conceit—a slasher that follows the slasher not the slashees—is a rule occasionally broken and eventually abandoned. 

Many horror diehards will love it, though! It’ll go mega-viral in 19-second, wordless TikTok reaction-reviews and thrive on Shudder. See it in a theater if you can! Your phone will be calling to you if you watch it at home.

Is it just me or did Johnny look like one giant ass dirty Minion? 🩸

art the clown found dead in a ditch

If I hear that footstep sound effect one more time…