Life lessons learned from From Beyond the Grave
1. Don't try to cheat, swindle, or steal from a creepy old guy who runs a mystical shop of cursed trinkets.
2. Don't do séances in front of creepy old cursed mirrors or you'll end up feeding the ghost of Abraham Lincoln prostitutes.
3. Never follow Donald Pleasence down a dark alley in a horror film.
4. When an old psychic women stops you on a train to tell you some freaky stuff, you should listen.
5. Don't skimp on your closet doors. Go modern, or Beethoven will try to steal you soul and you'll have to turn him into a skeleton.