that moment where Jay Baruchel explains the difference between HD DVD and Blu-ray while everyone ignores him is the first time I felt seen

nothing quite captures the vibe of 1999 like Satan having a body horror threesome with a mother and daughter set to Limp Bizkit

Pyramid Head unwrapping people like I remove shrinkwrap from physical media

Kiyoshi Kurosawa might be the only working filmmaker that understands how to shoot darkness, not just the absence of light but the minimal light that shines through — there’s a scene here (anyone who has seen it knows the one) where a sparse amount of light is the focal point in the darkest of rooms and it’s one of the most beautiful, yet haunting, things I’ve ever seen

weapons ranked: 

1. seventeen school children 
2. vegetable peeler
3. handful of syringes 
4. SUV 
5. scissors 
6. fork
7. gun 
8. liquor bottle 
9. Josh Brolin’s foot 
10. assault rifle in the sky

“my pain is unexceptional, so I don’t feel the need to burden everyone with it” is the realist shit I’ve heard all year — everyone in this is fantastic