john mulaney at his intervention: i'm the only one here serving cunt 😭 omg this is so embarrassing 😭😭

likability is a prison

a group of comedians at an intervention refusing to do bits is, ironically, just great comedy

New York’s hottest club is John Mulaney’s Intervention

“What’s someone gonna do to me that’s worse than what I would do to myself?”

obviously quite funny, but honestly really impressed with how the line between tragedy and comedy here is woven so effectively and thoughtfully, a feat that’s remarkably hard to achieve and nothing short of emotionally/personally really striking

some of the best standup, he really put our phones in little jails

default answer to any question from now on: if you heard that spoon drop its because im eating a bowl of FRUIT LOOPS

“i used to care what everyone thought about me. it was all i cared about. and i don’t anymore because i can honestly say, what is someone gonna do to me that’s worse than what i would do to myself? what? are you gonna CANCEL john mulaney? i’ll kill him. i almost did.”

patiently awaiting bo burnham’s response

spiritually i’m the lady who hysterically repeated “mush metals” so loud she made the closed captions

It’s time to laugh!
Raise up your smiles, 
Lower those masks
You know what I mean 
We all quarantined 
We all went to rehab
And we all got divorced 
And now our reputation is different 
No one knows what to think 
All the kids like Bo Burnham more
Because he’s currently less problematic