hong sang-soo: hey berlinale. here's my new film. it's only 60 minutes long and totally blurry. you take it for your competition?
berlinale: sure. you can shoot poop and we'd show it. you're the man!
internal berlinale discussions:
this is unwatchable. but he's one of the few bigger names we can get. we have to keep him happy. i mean encounters is a competition, and it's... kinda experimental. sooo...
hss: hey guys, i got three new movies, do you wanna...
berlinale: ... we're eternally grateful to show in water, thank you! i think there's something in the line, the call... is breaking... up...