OH MY GOD... call me gal gadot the way i don't know how to act rn

he's bald and he's torturing people who have hair

so nice for a superhero movie villain to actually be evil and not just “bad guy because the movie says he is bad”... like if I ever see you on the streets Lex Luthor it is ON SIGHT because of what you did to my best friend (Mali the falafel vendor 😪☝️)

oh so im a bad guy for sending my baby away and tellin him to fuck like crazy. okay. yeah i’m evil cause my wife and i used our dying breath to tell our infant child he gotta nut in some earth girls. i was panicked cause our planet was being destroyed but okay. guess you never misspoke under pressure though. guess you’re fucking message maker of the year huh. you smash on that big red button and ain’t one thought of kryptonian baby cum ever running through your head cause you’re sooooo perfect. i’m fucking sick of cancel culture

all the money and science in the world and my guy still bald.. i’d be upset too

It doesn’t get more Superman than this. Cut from the same cloth as Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man in the purest, most sincere and hopeful way. Genuine delight to my eyes I’m smiling ear to ear typing this. In love with the lived in superhero world and with the way Gunn teases the future… I NEED THE WHOLE LOAD NOW. Corenswet and Brosnahan nailed it — that really is Clark and Lois. Lex Luthor might’ve stolen the show for me, Hoult displays some of the greatest hating I’ve ever seen. Let’s also talk about The Flash’s cinematographer getting redemption, this film looks TERRIFIC (say that again). The action is by far and away the best Superman action I’ve seen on screen and it’s so dynamic and badass I’m just grateful to be alive. It really has this Saturday morning cartoon charm that just works. I can’t wait to see this again and again because DC IS BACK!!!!!!

The type of movie that makes a mf wanna do community service

there’s literally no heterosexual explanation as to why lex luthor is that obsessed with superman in this movie

snyderverse fans review bombing this are actually lex luther's monkey bots fr

whoever said Superman should get a puppy, denounce the state of Israel, and have a smoking hot cousin is onto something

#UNLOADTHEGUNN #COCKTHATGUNN #HELDATGUNNPOINT

finally a superman that acts like he was raised by the kent’s and not by the devil himself (im looking at you zack snyder)