Synopsis
Jesus and María are a couple going through a difficult time in their relationship. Nevertheless, they have just become parents. To shape their new life, they decide to buy a new coffee table. A decision that will change their existence.
Jesus and María are a couple going through a difficult time in their relationship. Nevertheless, they have just become parents. To shape their new life, they decide to buy a new coffee table. A decision that will change their existence.
Журнальный столик, Kávový stolek, Mesa Maldita, 該死的咖啡桌, 咖啡桌, Stolik kawowy, Konferenční stolek, A Mesa de Café, A dohányzóasztal, Masa din sufragerie, Accident domestique, 더 커피 테이블
If you’re having a great day and you definitely would like that to stop, watch this movie. Indescribably hard watch.
Impossible to rate. Is it effective? Absolutely. Did I hate every second of it? Yes. BUT IT WANTED ME TO.
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Remember HEREDITARY? Remember the moment when the son comes home and we're just waiting for the mom to find...it? Remember the tension and awkwardness and anxiety that came with it? That, for 90 minutes. Excellent movie.
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Hereditary si la dirigiese Santiago Segura
Fuck me. I thought this was a horror movie about a haunted coffee table or some shit. Was I wrong as fuck, It's way worse. Black comedy my ass.
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If i had a nickel for every time a movie featured a dumb ass character causing an accident that led to someone else's decapitation, and then they just left the head lying around, i'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice