this is gonna ruin the tour.

you gotta wonder if m night shyamalan has ever had a conversation with a human being

american psycho (taylor’s version)

before the movie, M Night came out on stage and shared that he came up with this ENTIRE movie solely to give his singer daughter her very own concert film. he then proceeded to spend 30 minutes individually thanking a multitude of crew members by name, the entire cast AND supporting cast (even actors with legit 2 lines), and told all aspiring filmmakers in the crowd to follow their dreams. M NIGHT. THE MAN YOU ARE. 

(and yes, the movie is thrilling but mostly so silly and fun, see it with friends and get ice cream after)

the actual trap was sitting through this entire movie

i was originally going to make fun of her for going live on instagram instead of calling 911 but realistically her stans probably would be more helpful than the police

you’re telling me my dad had to be a serial killer for one direction to come to my house

As a thriller it’s a 2, as a comedy, it’s a 4

how convenient for him that everyone spoke in detail and in length about the super confidential plan each time he happened to be in earshot!

i really thought he was gonna have gay sex to escape that arena

Psychopath Josh Hartnett trying his best to act like a happy fun loving guy only to seem even more like a serial killer is the funniest bit of the year

I feel sorry for anyone sitting behind 6-foot Josh Hartnett at this concert.