this is actually a movie about how beautiful new york is

this girl can’t catch a break first her ferret goo goo dies then they take away her stolen rikakkuma stuffies, worst day ever

in the end I fucked with it

I also interpret the ending as a gay BDSM fantasy between Ellen Degeneres and Patricia Arquette and I don't think there's any evidence to prove otherwise... I'm like yea, kill both the male leads and run off with Patricia Arquette to a life of pink Chanel suits, martinis, private tanning beds, fucking in the houses I manage as a real estate queen... I could see it

maybe i need to recalibrate and focus on finding a sugar mommy like Ellen, if anyone has advice I'm open

"Girls in New York don't really have boyfriends"

so true