Just called my grandparents and told them to fuck off forever.

>5 minutes in
>the kid starts rapping
>I add this to my films that made me happy I’m childless list
>9 minutes in
>it happens again
>I google "how to make sure you don't get pregnant"
>89 minutes in
>IT RAPS ONCE MORE
>I decide sex is never worth the risk

📝Shyamalan: ranked

ummm… phenomenal??!

do you know who tyler the creator is

bold of m. night shyamalan to include a scene where a diaper full of shit is being shoved into someone's face to symbolize how much shit he's gonna be shoving into our faces for the next 94 minutes

I'm gonna act like this whenever my grandkids stay over just to fuck with them

if m. night wanted me to sympathise with the kids why did he make one of them a freestyle rapper. how am i supposed to find any sympathy towards that. little freak deserved everything that happened

the horrors of soundcloud rapper son and filmmaker daughter.

WHAT IN THE TAYLOR SWIFT WAS THAT

An old man shoves a diaper full of shit into a kid's face.

And it's fucking brilliant.

FOR THREE WEEKS THAT DIAPER LEFT ME LIKE A BASKET CASE
I HAD TO USE TWO WHOLE DOVE BARS ON MY FACE