Synopsis
No one loves you like your grandparents.
A brother and sister are sent to their grandparents' remote Pennsylvania farm for a week, where they discover that the elderly couple is involved in something deeply disturbing.
Directed by M. Night Shyamalan
A brother and sister are sent to their grandparents' remote Pennsylvania farm for a week, where they discover that the elderly couple is involved in something deeply disturbing.
Sundowning, Ha'bikour, A Visita, La visita, Визит, הביקור, Ziyaret, Na návštěvě, Wizyta, Η επίσκεψη, 더 비지트, Vizita, A látogatás, เดอะ วิสิท, 探访惊魂, ヴィジット, Візит, Los huéspedes, Viešnagė, Vizīte, Посета, 探訪, Посещението, 兇訪, Na návšteve, La visite, 9 Rưỡi Tối, Külaskäik, Posjeta, الزيارة, द विजिट
>5 minutes in
>the kid starts rapping
>I add this to my films that made me happy I’m childless list
>9 minutes in
>it happens again
>I google "how to make sure you don't get pregnant"
>89 minutes in
>IT RAPS ONCE MORE
>I decide sex is never worth the risk
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bold of m. night shyamalan to include a scene where a diaper full of shit is being shoved into someone's face to symbolize how much shit he's gonna be shoving into our faces for the next 94 minutes
if m. night wanted me to sympathise with the kids why did he make one of them a freestyle rapper. how am i supposed to find any sympathy towards that. little freak deserved everything that happened
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An old man shoves a diaper full of shit into a kid's face.
And it's fucking brilliant.
Yo.. yo.. yo..
M. Night Shyamalan comin at ya
with an alarmin yarn
about Pop Pop and Nana
livin the good life
in homedown manor
Enter Becca and her litle bro
far from a pro
wannabe rapper T. Diamond Stylus
Stubbin his toe
with an 'Oh Mylie Cyrus!'
droppin the mic with a 'HO'
Got a ringside seat
M. Night finds footage
thru documentary conceit
Set-up's begun
take it back to film school, 101
Establishing shot, set-up again
zoom lens, cross cut, mise-en-scène
Goin meta with Becca
but Nana's still gonna get her
Makin night moves outside the door
Sundown fright on a lower floor
red eyes fed by satanic delight
Pop's runnin shit like dystentry
Pilin up diapers like…
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FOR THREE WEEKS THAT DIAPER LEFT ME LIKE A BASKET CASE
I HAD TO USE TWO WHOLE DOVE BARS ON MY FACE