I had to go to the campus health center tonight bc I was having an anxiety attack and the nurse let me watch this on her computer so shoutout to jennifer

well at least it wasn't called some bullshit like 'wet'

frozen (2013) found dead in miami

My boyfriend likes the singing crab a normal amount

I prefer the pig over the chicken.

i love tamatoa the gay crab and te fiti the lesbian island

consider this:
the coconut

I ate my grandma

sure, moses parted the red sea, but did the ocean choose him to restore the heart of te fiti and save the world??? no????? lmao next

even if i have kids, i will NEVER feel as proud of them as i am of moana of motunui. and i'll tell them that. it'll be a great conversation piece for parent-teacher conferences.

i wish maui would piss on my hand

My boyfriend started sobbing so loudly in the theater that the teenagers beside us moved.