‪ᴬˡˡᵒʷ ᵐᵉ ᵗᵒ ᶦⁿᵗʳᵒᵈᵘᶜᵉ ᵐʸˢᵉˡᶠ. ᴹʸ ⁿᵃᵐᵉ ᶦˢ ᴷᵒʳᵍ. ᴵ'ᵐ ᵏᶦⁿᵈ ᵒᶠ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵉᵃᵈᵉʳ ᶦⁿ ʰᵉʳᵉ. ᴵ'ᵐ ᵐᵃᵈᵉ ᵒᶠ ʳᵒᶜᵏˢ, ᵃˢ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵃⁿ ˢᵉᵉ, ᵇᵘᵗ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ˡᵉᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᶦⁿᵗᶦᵐᶦᵈᵃᵗᵉ ʸᵒᵘ. ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ⁿᵉᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ᵃᶠʳᵃᶦᵈ, ᵘⁿˡᵉˢˢ ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ᵐᵃᵈᵉ ᵒᶠ ˢᶜᶦˢˢᵒʳˢ! ᴶᵘˢᵗ ᵃ ˡᶦᵗᵗˡᵉ ᴿᵒᶜᵏ, ᴾᵃᵖᵉʳ, ˢᶜᶦˢˢᵒʳˢ ʲᵒᵏᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘ‬

i can’t believe someone deadass had to sit and animate hulk’s bare ass

It’s so crazy that Taika Waititi found the MCU passed out in a gutter and single handedly revived it, pumped it’s stomach and brought it back to full health. I can’t believe he then went on to adopt it, raise it as his own and set it out into the world to flourish as the supreme superhero universe.

this one time when we were children he transformed himself into a snake and he knows i love snakes so i went to pick up the snake to admire it and he transformed back into himself and was like “YARGH IT’S ME!” and then he stabbed me

we were eight at the time

hearing taika waititi’s new zealand accent coming out of a giant rock creature in a marvel movie that HE directed is one of the proudest moments i’ve had in theaters all year

also tessa thompson is the most beautiful person on this EARTH

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the g in lgbt stands for goddess of death

can you believe taika directed an mcu film just to put in the phrase "devil's anus"

give korg his own movie please

The moment when Thor gets hit with the ball is still the funniest thing in the whole MCU

Marvel: god we REALLY need someone to revive the Thor franchise
Taika Waititi, walking into Marvel HQ while holding Jeff Goldblum in his arms bridal style: um...you rang?

Cate Blanchett If You're Reading This Impale Me With Those Horns Thanks