Pam Anderson vs fascists. That is something that I can get down with.
You wouldn't steal a car. You wouldn't steal a handbag. You wouldn't steal a television. You wouldn't steal a cheer. Piracy is not a victimless crime.
Considering that The Asylum released Master of the Universe can only mean there is a new He-Man movie. This mockbuster borrows heavily from the source material with just enough differences to keep the lawyers at bay.
Okay, so this is dumb. But it is oddly fun. There is approximately 100% less swords than I was led to believe. The poster lies. But there is an axe that has lightning effects from time to time. I suppose that is something.
The…
About once a summer, my dad would rent Death Wish movies when I was a kid. I am unsure if he rented all of them or just random movies in the series. I do know I watched many of them with him, if not all of them, through time. So yeah, these ultra-violent revenge movies were somehow okay to watch as a kid. I don't ask questions.
By the 5th Death Wish, Bronson was doing his best to keep these…
Is it wrong of me to enjoy the wheelchair guy's death so much? He wasn't an annoying character or anything but seeing him go down the stairs was amusing.