Watching a Mark Polonia movie is a like day drinking turpentine.

It's an acquired taste and activity.

Polonia doesn't just LEAN INTO the bad CGI effects, he builds his entire sand castle around them. He's not hiding them at all. Just puts it out there for everyone to see. Kind of like the first few minutes of Nocturnal Animals, he just struts his stuff and doesn't care a damn bit about the gasps of horror from everyone. It's more than the "Emperor's New Clothes", this Emperor knows that he's naked and fully does not give a hootie-and-the-blowfish!!!

And I'm NGL... Polonia's unbelievable audacity to put these films out is pretty frickin' impressive! Seriously, though. It is.

Aliens who hate earthlings.
Sharks who hate aliens.
Earthlings who hate acting classes.

We got it all here, folks.
Settle in, the water's fine... but filled with terrible CGI, stock footage and aliens with no fashion sense. An utter delight.

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Hoop #35 of CINEMONSTER's Hooptober 11: The Return To Texas Because We Need That Extra Push Over The Cliff

My Really Odd List and Complete Set of Reviews can be found here: Slappy McGee's Hoop-Tober 11.0 List.

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