It's St. Patrick's Day night in the sleepy town of Wes Craven. (I'm not making this up) A group of friends get lost in the swampy swamp marsh. They somehow lose a couple of people, but we never learn why. So, these peeps come across a house in the middle of nowhere. Sure, why not go check it out? In the house there's running water for a steamy shower, liquor to get your crunk on, and Killer Albinos. Yup, you heard me right, Killer Albinos.

However awful this may be, director and writer Steve Wolsh, at least gives it an old school vibe. He says fuck you to CGI blood and guts and uses effects straight outta a Sam Raimi…

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This might be the most unlikeable collection of idiots I've ever seen in a movie. And the worst part is the lead asshole, Troit. Well, things like Twilight, 50 shades of Grey, and shit like that get a reputation for the leads being self insert characters.

Troit makes John Galt look subtle and well defined.

Troit is a character who is so badass he takes on an army of Hill Have Eyeses where a half dozen people just got owned by them. He is SOOOOO hot that a playboy playmate cannot resist him despite being racist and gross.

Speaking of being racist he's so hot that he ends up with an Indian…

How sad is it that I'm going to die wishing I had a smaller dick. No man should die wishing that. That's sick.
-Billy

Exploitation, bad taste and stupid characters all converge in the Muck and yet it's still entertaining smut. It's a world where every woman looks like a porn actress and dresses like a prostitute while all the guys act like drunken frat boys with six packs.

The film is apparently part of a trilogy with the next film being a prequel which leads this film to have one of the weirdest openings to a horror film I've ever seen as five friends stumble out of a marsh, one of the women in her underwear and rain boots,…

Ravaged by a pack of Fury Road War Boys, friends wading through marshland take refuge in an empty summer home. Some seek help while the attacks continue amid endless leering of actresses...

Making this first of a proposed trilogy actually the middle entry was a terrible idea. Starting mid-action, character development is totally absent for both the muscular white-powdered maniacs, led by Kane Hodder, and their victims. Well, not entirely true, the twenty-somethings are sketched as horny assholes. Do their mute killers have something against pheromones?

Muck also suffers basic structural problems. An unidentified actress, her name literally blurred in the end credits, panics topless for the opening never to be seen again. One of those running for help calmly…

Muck (2015) is a movie that's takes place on St. Patrick's Day that I recently rented off Amazon Prime for $1.99. This Playboy Model focused movie, which premiered at the playboy mansion, was made on a limited budget ($250,000) and is a horror comedy. The story focuses on a group of friends caught in the middle of nowhere as evil quickly follows them and their feeble attempts to escape and kills them as they randomly joke about their impending doom. 

This movie is directed by Steve Wolsh in his directorial debut and stars Jaclyn Swedberg (Playboy), Lauren Francesca (Playboy), Laura Jacobs (iZombie), Lachlan Buchanan (Ford vs Ferrari) and Bryce Draper (Downhill). 

The storyline starts off with a woman in nothing…