"You're Gonna Get Stalked!"
~ actual film tagline ~

"I guess we better do something besides watch this like it's a bad movie."
~ actual self-referential line from the movie ~

"FIN"
~ actual ending credit ...and made me laugh out loud... ~

Well... there was a whole lot of TRYING going on. I give it credit for that.

Sharks in the field. (the overhead sky view of this was quite good actually, thought it was visually interesting the few times they showed it)

Shark Serial Killer.

Shark Cult.

Shark Transformations.

Mafia Mobsters in the Woods and Cornfield.

Mafia Mobsters in the helicopter.

Shark Satanic Rituals.

Shark Scarecrow.

...and Bigfoot.

...there was a lot going on. Nothing connecting together very well. Just random ideas coming at you like a Great White rampage. Lots of bad acting, mediocre acting, cheesy acting, self-aware acting. Some halloween makeup and some really bad computer special effects (a product of a near-zero budget, I'm guessing). No locations except a corn field and some woods. Some random boobies up front. Some interesting Beetlejuice Mafia costume choices for the kid Mafia character. Some cardboard fins at times. Random plot lines zipping all over the place. What did I just watch?

Dear god.
I need a nap.

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Hoop #31 of CINEMONSTER's Hooptober 11: The Return To Texas Because We Need That Extra Push Over The Cliff

My Really Odd List and Complete Set of Reviews can be found here: Slappy McGee's Hoop-Tober 11.0 List.

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