This is what I get for unwittingly stumbling into the middle of some obscure franchise that I knew nothing about.

My bad, y'all. My bad.

Also... the title is kind of a spoiler alert for literally the last 5 minutes of the movie.

Which leads me to something that made me giggle throughout the entire film. About halfway through this boring-ass picture, I imagined the werewolf looking around and saying (with a well-place comma) --

"Where the vampire, woman?"

(Full disclaimer: I saw this on the Roku Channel and it looked and sounded absolutely awful. I hear tell of a good transfer that Vinegar Syndrome released and maybe that would have helped me enjoy this piece of shit. I mean... maybe. Fuck, it couldn't hurt. That's for damn sure.)

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Hoop #12 of CINEMONSTER's Hooptober 11: The Return To Texas Because We Need That Extra Push Over The Cliff

My Really Odd List and Complete Set of Reviews can be found here: Slappy McGee's Hoop-Tober 11.0 List.

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