Slappy McGee’s review published on Letterboxd:
The Tag for this film says: LUST IN SPACE.
Yeah.
That works.
I remember star Rex Smith as the young, naive pirate in "The Pirates of Penzance". But here... he is fucking his way through space.
And that's putting it kindly.
Mr. Smith (who plays a character called Wolfgang, solely given for one Mozart reference/joke... sigh) is zooming through space in a large spaceship -- large enough to carry a singles bar -- when a sassy and very horny lady shows up at his cabin door.
They get it on.
And on.
And on.
And on.
During which she's turns into a demon and then back into a naked hottie then back into a demon with a leaking back sore then back into a naked hottie.
But ol' WOLFGANG - he don't notice.
I guess he's too much - uh - IN the moment.
However... as you can guess... problems arise.
Wolfgang is now the pus-leaking demon who is extra horny and so he goes star-bar cruising and brings home some ladies to have some "Business Time" with. And he wrecks lives.
Along the way, he meets a "nice girl".
And as all "nice girls" dream: she thinks she can change him.
...well, something like that...
There's not a LOT of plot going on here.
Although they do shove 1960's "Avengers" star Patrick Macnee into a friar's robe, trying to ride a subplot about monks/fathers/holy men fighting demons... but I'm guessing Macnee just lost a late night poker bet with executive producer Charles Band and paid it off by appearing in this low budget blowout.
Regardless...
It was kind of interesting and bad in a "good" kind of way.
I didn't NOT enjoy it.
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Hoop #05 of CINEMONSTER's Hooptober 11: The Return To Texas Because We Need That Extra Push Over The Cliff
My Really Odd List and Complete Set of Reviews can be found here: Slappy McGee's Hoop-Tober 11.0 List.
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