Well... they ain't lyin'.
This lady is straight up a COBRA WOMAN.

She sheds skin.
She's scaly as fuck.
She's in severe need of some damn moisturizer!

So apparently, the writer/director decided that what he wanted was a film with the World's LEAST sexiest sex scenes in Cinematic History! I mean... this is what I imagine it would be like if you went down beneath the bridge and tried to love up a hobo.

It's crusty.
It's dry.
It's dirty (and not in a good way).

There's lots of saggin'.
There's lots of wrinkles.
There's lots of disinterested looks.

I'm throwing up a little bit in my mouth just recalling it all.

And... there are NUMEROUS scenes of this lifeless, most-definitely-unsexy, scaly-skinned "sexy times". Somewhere... James Brown weeps.

All that being said... if you're into snake shit, then this is the movie for you. (Not LITERAL snake shit, but shit about snakes).

Snake Lady aka Cobra Woman is fucking to live.
Stealing dude's souls or youth or vim-and-vigor.
Turning some into snakes. Curing some. Intoxicating others.

It's a crap-shoot of results when the Cobra Woman comes a-callin'!

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Hoop #03 of CINEMONSTER's Hooptober 11: The Return To Texas Because We Need That Extra Push Over The Cliff

My Really Odd List and Complete Set of Reviews can be found here: Slappy McGee's Hoop-Tober 11.0 List.

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