NORM!

Now that that's out of the way, thank you HorrorSage for throwing a FF at my eyeballs. That is ALWAYS appreciated, good or bad 🤜🤛

This might have been a good one if this whole cult wasn't so dumb.
They worship Bryan.
No no. Not a cult leader named Bryan.
That would make too much sense.

Their god is called Bryan. Who used to be a child of a king and queen until he was killed by a guy named Tanzy or something.
Bryan god, Tanzy devil.
Got it.
Cool cool cool. No doubt, no doubt.

How was this child deified?
Did he ever have special powers?
Why is there surveillance everywhere when the cult believes that being filmed is a heresy?
When was the United States a monarchy?
Who named their kids Bryan in the olden days?

Stop asking questions! Gawrsh!

But at least I found out that my cat is enchanted by Tony Todd. When he started speaking in his soothing baritone, my cat stopped in his tracks, sat down and watched carefully. Once his scene ended, my cat went about his business. I'm not even joking. This surprised and fascinated me so much that it warrants further investigation. Was it just a one off or can I make my cat watch Candyman with me?
If this works, I now know how to hypnotize my cat 🙀😱🙀

Well, at least the one. The other one gave no flying fucks that day.
She likes to watch fish. Not even Phish. Just fish.

And squirrels.

Philistine.