Nope! This did not work for me at all. The plot description is that a girl is stalked by a killer in an expectedly large house except the big twist is supposed to be that the two start to have feelings for each other as the story develops and WOW do the filmmakers think they are on to something special except they aren’t and none of it works as well as they want it to. Like there’s an alternate universe out there where this idea makes for a really great 4-5 star film, but that’s not the universe in which we live.

The acting is pitiful and really nothing about the production is even remotely inspired. I barely remember any…

I found this cheeky little slasher to be very enjoyable, though I think it’s one where you’re going to love it or you’re going to hate it! 

Emily’s a babysitter, who has to deal with a home invasion. But, she’s not your standard horror film babysitter. When she sees a masked man outside, she really can’t be bothered to give a fuck, and instead of cowering and calling the cops, she decides to go out back and take a dip in the pool. Respect. As the plot progresses, nothing goes how it typically goes in these sorts of things, and there are some really clever bits and bobs. I really liked Emily as this complex, nihilistic, playful final girl. Like,…

Tell me you wanna be a spoof without telling me you wanna be a spoof….. I seriously couldn’t take this shit seriously at all. Only difference is nobody cares about the characters and it’s not funny in the least. This movie is so strange it goes from trying to be a slasher with no kills to a fucked up romance between the victim & the supposed killer 💀also the jokes are not funny and the chemistry between the two is so very awkward. The only thing I actually liked about this movie was the halloween aesthetic 🎃 also this proves all men are the fucking same 👺 they fuck you then dump you classic move 🤮 | But all is not…