Okay, this is EASILY a half-star movie.

But it's so damned outrageously bad that you almost can't take your eyes off of it. You just can't believe how fucking silly it is. It's like the "Kentucky Fried Movie" in aesthetics and bad jokes/humor.

So many bad puns and dumb jokes.
So many.
So so so many.

Which kinda makes sense because it stars small-time comic Jackie Vernon whose ONLY claim to fame is voicing the ICONIC title character in Rankin and Bass' "Frosty the Snowman".

In that CHILDHOOD CLASSIC, he plays a lovable snowman brought to life by the love of children's dreams.

And in this movie... he kills and eats his wife... plus several hookers.

Soooooooo... yeah.
Little bit of a departure for our schlub of a man-child.

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Hoop #46 of CINEMONSTER's Hooptober 11: The Return To Texas Because We Need That Extra Push Over The Cliff

My Really Odd List and Complete Set of Reviews can be found here: Slappy McGee's Hoop-Tober 11.0 List.

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