Drive-In Massacre
★★½

Watched 20 Oct 2024

So from the director who brought us the esteemed classics: "Teen-Age Jailbait", "Saddle Tramp Women", and a slew of Academy Award winning Porn films...

...we get this mostly entertaining, low-budget slasher.


A sword-wielding maniac is killing fools at a drive-in theater and the manager doesn't shut it down. So fools keep coming back and keep getting slashed and skewered. Two middle-aged detective schlubs try to crack the case with the world's easiest answer to the question: "Where will the killer strike next?" staring them in the face.

Then the movie just ends with a few words written on the screen that would ONLY WORK on audiences that are seeing this at an ACTUAL DRIVE-IN MOVIE THEATER. Otherwise... the ending is just lazy and unsatisfying.

But because the movie is so short (74 mins), it's pretty damn entertaining along the way.



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Hoop #42 of CINEMONSTER's Hooptober 11: The Return To Texas Because We Need That Extra Push Over The Cliff

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