rainn wilson saying “you’re gonna sneak around like a little hobbit” to elijah wood is my new favourite thing

The best movie where Leigh Whannell performs brain surgery with his bare, fucking hands.

i too would like to go through a pandemic with leigh whannell

oh look, carnage ! bro i’m so in love with leigh whannell

came for leigh whannell, stayed for leigh whannell as a science/sex ed teacher with no social skills because he got a 6-inch spike lodged in his brain when he was a small child

this movie literally said FUCK THEM KIDS especially the bootlicking one and so it deserves my respect

TERRIFYING chicken nuggets that will be used against united states in WAR

as if I needed another reason to never have children

This is the kind of shit that stops me from eating chicken nuggets.

"i had 6" spike lodged into my skull as a child. Which is the reason why sometimes when i'm talking i use the wrong rowboat"
"word" 
"word ✊"
this was shit but it had some really funny lines ngl

reciting all of doug's lines can be something so personal

there’s something about doug that makes me wanna share a studio apartment with him