Pieces
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Watched 12 Mar 2024

“The most beautiful thing in the world is smoking pot and fucking on a waterbed at the same time.” lol wut

At first I thought this was quirky but tedious. Then the elevator scene happened and it made me so happy seeing an arm fly off. The movie’s first 5-10min were strong but from there it alternated between extended and unimportant walking and talking and very brief spikes of exciting, funny, or inane. 

I frequently forgot the characters and didn’t care one iota for the plot. All I knew is that when the chainsaw started up I’d see a fun and gory death.

But at least I was smiling when the credits rolled coz the very very end was ridiculously good. And despite it all, I look forward to watching it again.

Running notes:
 • Ha omg the mirror scene was so irrelevant
 • The dialogue is so flippant. Some great one liners. 
 • Bunko computer games
 • This movie is glacial
 • That puzzle has had the hardest life. Not surprising with how he mashes the pieces in. 
 • Dong.
 • “What if you gag me huh? I won’t make any noise then.”
 • Wtf kung fu professor 
 • Chekhov’s waterbed
 • Baaaaassstaaaard!
 • I’ve been watching for weeks.

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