Billy Beyrer

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Favorite films

  • Halloween
  • Pinocchio
  • Back to the Future
  • Superman

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  • Colors of Evil: Black

  • Rockaway

  • Ready or Not 2: Here I Come

  • E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

    ★★★★★

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Die Hard
★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Friday the 13th
★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

20 years ago, when I was doing shows regularly at the Improv Comedy Club in Hell’s Kitchen, I befriended the doorman for the show that went on before us. I say befriended but it was we just exchanging pleasantries. His name was Dylan. One day during a tech rehearsal he came in and was telling every body “You know who I ran into on my way here? You know ‘Bernie’ from Weekend at Bernie’s?”

I stopped what I was doing…

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Ready or Not 2: Here I Come
Liked Rewatched

Best line read goes to Elijah Wood with “You sure you want to do that?”. Watch his eyes the whole time. Just brilliant.

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Sweet Revenge
Watched

My favorite part is when he grabs her from the boat and holds her underwater until long after sundown and she’s perfectly fine, or when the 12 pack of Angry Orchard cans in the back of the car magically turn into a 12 pack of bottles once they get inside the cabin, or when the credits were done a the “JASON UN1V3RSE” logo popped up and they replaced “ki ki ki, Ma Ma Ma” with “jay Jay Jay, son son son”.

Good god.

🍎🍎🖕🏼🍎🍎

Day of the Dead
★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

Listen, I’m a colossal Creepshow (1982) fan and a huge mark for his adaptation of Stephen King’s The Dark Half (1993)…but I really do think this is might be Romero’s best work, like not just the best in the franchise - I mean, in general.


Bub🫶🏻♾️