Hoop-tober Dix Chapter Twenty-One: Just a Little Scrotal Puncture (and the end of a sadly foreshortened Hoop-tober)

"Yes, happy happy happy island people!"

A rare miss for Wes: mostly dull, occasionally offensive, and never remotely scary, even on the "human monsters" level it occasionally gestures at. Presumably, there must have been some kind of vision for this story at some point, but it didn't work out.

And this was, regrettably, the movie that closed out my Hoop-tober watches in 2023. I can sense the demons of the season raging at me for leaving their work incomplete and going out on such a mediocre note. I shall try SO HARD to make up for it in 2024, I promise!